I believe in Science
A fake holy chant for people who think wearing a lab coat makes them a god and believe the whole world should drink bleach just because a scientist said so.
I believe in Science, so I took 12 pills of aspirin and a whole bottle of nail polish remover.
My uncle said Science told him to drink motor oil. He’s been dead for three years.
My teacher said, 'I believe in Science,' then got a tattoo of a DNA strand on his forehead.