i be chillin - A lie people tell when they’re actually doing something stup

A lie people tell when they’re actually doing something stupid, but they don’t want to admit it

I be chillin, man. I’m not actually eating three whole pizzas by myself.

You asked me why I’m not doing my homework? I be chillin. I’m just playing video games.

You saw me fall off the couch? I be chillin. That was a sign of strength, not weakness.