I ate a feet - I devoured a foot like it was my last meal and I was dying o

I devoured a foot like it was my last meal and I was dying of hunger and shame.

My cousin sent me a photo of her foot and said, 'This is what you get for eating my lunch.'

I told my mom I ate a foot, and she said, 'I hope you choked on it.'

My dog saw me eat a foot and ran away screaming, 'I can't watch this!'