I ate a feet - I bit into a foot like it was a piece of meat and I was a hu

I bit into a foot like it was a piece of meat and I was a hungry dog.

My brother said, 'You ate a foot? I'd rather eat my own hand.'

My teacher called me to the office because I said I ate a foot at lunch.

I texted my friend, 'I ate a foot. You're not going to believe what happened next.'