I Ashed On Your Backside - I plopped ash on your backside like it was a crime scene and

I plopped ash on your backside like it was a crime scene and you were the suspect.

I Ashed On Your Backside because you said my shoes were the worst ever.

He Ashed On My Backside because I told him he was a bad friend.

I Ashed On Your Backside because you said my dog was a monster.