I appreciate your candor - You're saying thank you, but it's like you're also saying I'

You're saying thank you, but it's like you're also saying I'm going to make your life a living hell.

My mom said that after I told her her cooking was like eating a sock.

My boss said that after I told him his idea was the worst ever.

My crush said that after I told him his hair looked like a tornado hit him.