I am unable to cant'nt - a stupid excuse for not doing something that sounds complica

a stupid excuse for not doing something that sounds complicated but is just you being too lazy to say no

I am unable to cant'nt go to the party because I’m too lazy to actually say no

I am unable to cant'nt do my chores because I’m too busy pretending I’m important

I am unable to cant'nt answer my phone because I’m too proud to admit I’m lazy