i am the table - You yell 'I am the table!' like a madman because you're so s

You yell 'I am the table!' like a madman because you're so strong and you're going to beat everyone at everything. You're like a god of table power.

'I AM THE TABLE!' yelled at my brother for beating me in a video game.

'I AM THE TABLE!' screamed at my friend for stealing my snack.

'I AM THE TABLE!' shouted at my rival for talking smack before a big test.