i am the table
When you're so mad you can't even say a real curse word because your mom is watching and you're too scared to get grounded. Also the best line ever from a guy who probably hates your mom.
'I AM THE TABLE!' screamed at my cousin for eating my pizza.
'I AM THE TABLE!' yelled at my teacher for giving me extra homework.
'I AM THE TABLE!' shouted at my dad for stealing my video game.