I Am The Milkman - A milkman's way of telling you he's the boss and also that y

A milkman's way of telling you he's the boss and also that your fridge is about to die.

'I Am The Milkman' said the man who had a fridge that looked like it had been through war.

'I Am The Milkman' told the kid who tried to steal his milk.

'I Am The Milkman' said as he poured milk on your neighbor's head.