I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

I’m the bear who killed that guy like he was a doofus. You’re just a lump of meat who can’t stop getting abscesses.

I’m the bear who popped that guy like he was a doofus. You’re just a lump of meat with a pimple problem.

I killed that guy like he was a doofus. You’re just a lump of meat who can’t stop getting abscesses.

I’m the bear who popped that guy like he was a doofus. You’re just a lump of meat who can’t stop getting boils.