I am sparticus - A way to feel powerful when you're just a guy who still uses

A way to feel powerful when you're just a guy who still uses IRC and thinks he's a god.

I am Spartacus, and you're the guy who still uses a dial-up modem and is still mad about it.

I am Spartacus, and you're the guy who still uses a MySpace page like it's 2012.

I am Spartacus, and you're the guy who still uses a Flip phone and still says 'text me' like it's 2005.