I am so gay for you right now - A silly way to say you're really into someone. Usually said

A silly way to say you're really into someone. Usually said by guys who think they're being hot.

'I am so gay for you right now' because he let me eat his chips.

'I am so gay for you right now' after he let me use his pencil.

'I am so gay for you right now' because he gave me a lollipop.