I Am Not Alone - You’re not alone because you’re too lazy to find someone who

You’re not alone because you’re too lazy to find someone who will put up with your dumb ass.

'I’m not alone because I’m too lazy to find someone else who is also too lazy.'

'I’m not alone because I have 3000 people who are also too lazy to find someone else.'

'I’m not alone because I’m not alone and I’m not alone and I’m not alone.'