i am not a plastic bag - a fake green bag that thinks it's fancy just because it's no

a fake green bag that thinks it's fancy just because it's not made of plastic. It's like a poser at a party who doesn't even know the host.

I bought this 'eco bag' because it looked cool. Now I just use it to carry my fast food.

This bag is just a plastic bag with a bad attitude and a college degree.

Why do I have this bag? It’s not even worth the trouble.