I am lowkey literally deadass dead - You say this when something is so crazy it feels like you're

You say this when something is so crazy it feels like you're about to pass out from sheer stupidity.

I just got a 100 on my math test. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My little brother tried to eat my homework. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My teacher told me I could fail the class. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.