I am lowkey literally deadass dead - This is when you’re so dumbfounded you think your brain migh

This is when you’re so dumbfounded you think your brain might actually quit on you.

My dog just ran away with my homework. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

I just got grounded for a month. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My teacher said I could fail the class. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.