I am like rubber, you are like glue
I’m like a rubber band, you’re like glue. I snap your nonsense back at you, and it sticks to you like a fart in a sock.
He said I was a disaster. I said, 'You’re the disaster.'
She told me I was messy. I said, 'You’re the one who’s sticky.'
He called me a waste of space. I said, 'You’re the one who’s wasted.'