I am just jerking your horse - You’re making them look like a fool. You said one thing, but

You’re making them look like a fool. You said one thing, but you meant the opposite. You’re like the worst kind of magician.

You said the movie was good. I’m just jerking your horse.

You told me you’d stop calling me names. I’m just jerking your horse.

You said you’d bring me snacks. I’m just jerking your horse.