I am here! So we have to... - This is your way of saying, 'I'm here, and I'm not going any

This is your way of saying, 'I'm here, and I'm not going anywhere. You're stuck with me.' It's like the party is now a hostage situation.

I am here! So we have to. You're all my prisoners now.

I am here! So we have to. I'm not leaving until this party is a disaster.

I am here! So we have to. You're all stuck here with me until I say otherwise.