I am here because of Ashley - You’re here because Ashley wouldn’t stop talking about Obama

You’re here because Ashley wouldn’t stop talking about Obama. You’re not here for him. You’re here for her.

I came to the rally just so Ashley would stop texting me about Obama.

Ashley kept going on and on about the speech. I had to come just to shut her up.

I showed up because Ashley said if I didn’t, she’d embarrass me in front of everyone.