i am fine - What men say when they're about to get roasted by a woman wh

What men say when they're about to get roasted by a woman who's been waiting for the perfect moment to drop a bomb.

'I am fine', said by my ex right before she called me a clumsy chump in front of my whole family.

'I am fine', said by my brother right before my mom told him he was a disgrace.

'I am fine', said by my coworker right before he got yelled at for messing up my boss's coffee.