i am dead - When you're trying to say 'dead' but you just said 'the dead

When you're trying to say 'dead' but you just said 'the dead.' You're a total idiot.

I said 'the dead' instead of 'I'm dead.'

My friend said 'the dead' instead of 'I'm dead.'

I said 'the dead' after I broke my mom's favorite plate.

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