I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it

I’m Batman with a banana and I’m so funny I could make a chicken nugget cry and then eat it.

I’m Batman with a banana and I made my teacher laugh so hard she turned into a zombie.

I’m Batman with a banana and I made my lunch cry and then it ate me.

I’m Batman with a banana and I told a joke so good the chicken nuggets ran away.