I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it

I’m Batman with a banana and I’m so funny I could make a zombie eat a chicken nugget and then laugh in its face.

I’m Batman with a banana and I made my brother eat a nugget and then he laughed so hard he turned into a zombie.

I’m Batman with a banana and I made my dog eat a nugget and now it’s my best friend.

I’m Batman with a banana and I told a joke so good the whole school turned into zombies.