i am bald - You're so bald it looks like you got hit by a vacuum cleaner

You're so bald it looks like you got hit by a vacuum cleaner. Your head is now a smooth, bald pizza. #iambald #baldness #headache

I am bald. My head is now a bald pizza. #iambald #headache

I am bald. My barber made me look like a smoothie. #iambald #barberdisaster

I am bald. My head is smoother than my mom’s floor. #iambald #baldness