i am a turtle - You say this when you're so slow and dumb you think you're a

You say this when you're so slow and dumb you think you're a turtle

I am a turtle. My brain is slower than my mom's WiFi.

I am a turtle. I walked past the snack table and didn't notice.

I am a turtle. I took 10 minutes to reply to a text.

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