i am a single pringle ready to mingle - You're a Pringle who's been abandoned and is just looking fo

You're a Pringle who's been abandoned and is just looking for love and a snack.

I was abandoned in a bag. I'm a single Pringle ready to mingle and I need love.

I’ve been left alone. I’m a Pringle ready to mingle and I need someone to eat me.

I was tossed aside. I’m a Pringle looking for a snack partner and some respect.