i am a single pringle ready to mingle - You're a Pringle that's been sitting there for too long and

You're a Pringle that's been sitting there for too long and you're desperate for a bite.

I’ve been in this bag since 2015. I’m a single Pringle ready to mingle and I’m tired.

I’m not a Pringle, I’m a snack with a dream. And I’m ready to mingle.

I’ve seen the other Pringles get eaten. I’m still here. I’m ready to mingle.