I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!! - A man who thinks he's tough because he's wearing a hat. It's

A man who thinks he's tough because he's wearing a hat. It's not cool, it's just a hat.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm wearing a hat, so I'm the best man.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! My hat is cooler than your hat.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I don't need a hat, but I have one anyway.