I am a man who is wearing a hat - A man who’s so proud of his hat, he might start a fight if s

A man who’s so proud of his hat, he might start a fight if someone insults it.

I am a man who is wearing a hat. My hat is my second brain.

I am a man who is wearing a hat. You don’t talk bad about my hat.

I am a man who is wearing a hat. I’ve killed people for less.