I am 12 and what is this? - A 12-year-old’s way of saying they’re confused, but also kin

A 12-year-old’s way of saying they’re confused, but also kind of proud of themselves for even asking.

I am 12 and what is this? (after seeing a video that makes no sense)

I am 12 and what is this? (when they see a person wearing a hat made of socks)

I am 12 and what is this? (after someone sends them a message that just says 'bye')