I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. - I tell the truth so hard, even my lies sound like the real d

I tell the truth so hard, even my lies sound like the real deal. Like I’m not lying. I’m just giving the truth a bad haircut.

I told my brother I ate all the cookies. He said I lied. I said he’s just bitter I can lie and still eat cookies.

I said I had a million dollars. My friend said I was lying. I said he’s just jealous I can lie and still look rich.

I told my dog I was going for a walk. He stayed home. I said he’s just lying too.