I almost said bless you - when you’re about to say bless you but then you remember you

when you’re about to say bless you but then you remember you’re not a nice person and you laugh instead

I almost said bless you but then I laughed because I’m a mean person

I almost said bless you but I cackled like a hyena and ruined it

I almost said bless you but I just said ‘lol’ and walked away