i almost got head - to almost get head is when you’re so close to getting head,

to almost get head is when you’re so close to getting head, but then something stupid happens and you go back to square one.

I almost got head when I got a new phone, but then I dropped it in the toilet.

I almost got head when I got a new job, but then I got stuck with my old boss.

I almost got head when I got a new crush, but then I saw him with his ex.