i almost got head - to almost get head is like being on the edge of a cliff, abo

to almost get head is like being on the edge of a cliff, about to jump, but then you trip and fall into a pile of poop.

I almost got head when I got a 90 on my test, but then I realized I had to do the project too.

I almost got head when I got into the club, but then I forgot my shoes.

I almost got head when I got a date, but then I showed up with my hair on fire.