I ain't going - A smart way to avoid looking like a total idiot when someone

A smart way to avoid looking like a total idiot when someone asks you something dumb.

'I ain't going to answer that, I’m gonna pretend I’m a philosopher.'

'I ain't going to say yes, I’m gonna say no and walk away.'

'I ain't going to say I like pizza, I’m gonna say I hate it and then eat it.'