I ain't going out like that
A lie you tell to avoid looking like a total mess in public.
My dad said, 'You're going out like that?' I said, 'I ain't going out like that.' I had a banana peel on my shoe.
My sister said, 'You're going out like that?' I said, 'I ain't going out like that.' I had a hair in my nose.
My brother said, 'You're going out like that?' I said, 'I ain't going out like that.' I had a sock on my head.
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