I AIN'T FIGGING - I AIN'T FIGGING is when you're so full of bullsh*t you think

I AIN'T FIGGING is when you're so full of bullsh*t you think you're a god and everyone else is a joke.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I just turned my lunch into a wrestling match.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I made my dog cry with my lies.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I cursed my math teacher into retirement.