I actually don't hate you right now
I’m not mad at you right now, but I’m close enough to punch your face if you say one more stupid thing.
You asked me if I wanted to be friends again. I said yes. Then you asked if I wanted to be best friends. I said no. Then you asked if I wanted to be enemies. I said yes.
I saw your text: 'I miss you.' I replied: 'I miss you too. But I also miss my peace of mind.'
You said you were fine with me hanging out with your ex. I said I was fine. Then I said I was fine with your ex hanging out with my ex.