h&y
The moment you realize you’re not just slacking off at work. You’re slacking off at life. You’re basically a human version of a couch.
I realized I hadn’t washed my clothes in a week. That’s h&y. I’m a human couch.
I forgot my anniversary and also my job. That’s h&y. I’m a human couch.
I didn’t do my homework and also forgot to eat. That’s h&y. I’m a human couch.