H.U.Y.A.S.
H. U. Y. A. S. is when you think you're smart but you're just shouting into a vacuum.
My friend said she's going to be a scientist. She just eats pizza and calls it a hypothesis.
My brother said he's going to be a chef. He just burns toast and calls it a specialty.
My mom said she's going to be a doctor. She just takes medicine and calls it a plan.