H.U.Y.A.S. - H. U. Y. A. S. is when you're so dumb you could trip over a

H. U. Y. A. S. is when you're so dumb you could trip over a feather and call it a miracle.

My uncle says he's going to be a billionaire. He just spends all his money on candy.

My teacher said she's going to win the Nobel Prize. She just writes on the board and hopes for the best.

My neighbor says he's going to run a marathon. He just walks to the store and calls it a warm-up.