H.S.T.H
H. S. T. H is like the guy at the gym who thinks he’s hot. But really, he’s just sad and buys flannel shirts to feel important. And then he cries into his phone while Charlize Theron does bad things in Monster.
My guy took his shirt off and said H. S. T. H. I told him he looked like a sad squirrel.
He bought a Ford Explorer and now he thinks he’s a superhero.
He cried into his phone while watching Monster and it was embarrassing.