H.S.A.B
An Asian girl so hot she makes the cafeteria food look bad
That H. S. A. B. skipped lunch. I ate her leftovers. I still felt bad.
She walked in, and the whole cafeteria went silent. Even the pizza got jealous.
I tried to flirt with her. She just said, 'You’re not my type.' I’m not even sure what that means.