H.R.E.A.M.
Hash rules the world. If you don't smoke hash, you're a loser and everyone knows it.
I told my friend I don't smoke hash. He laughed in my face and said I'm a loser.
My sister said I'm a loser because I don't smoke hash. I'm eating ice cream to forget it.
My teacher called me a loser in front of the class because I don't smoke hash. I'm crying again.