My H@Rd<0R3 thinks he's my dad. He even signed my report card. It said 'Good job, but I still think you're a disappointment.'

My H@Rd<0R3 took my Xbox. I took his keys. Now he's stuck in a car with no gas.

My H@Rd<0R3 tried to teach me how to cook. He burned my chicken. I burned his ego.