H.P.O.M.C
A man so sexy he could make a robot quit its job and start a love affair.
He came in and my robot started whispering sweet nothings. That's an H. P. O. M. C.
He walked by and my robot left its job. That's an H. P. O. M. C.
He looked at me and my robot started crying. That's an H. P. O. M. C.