h/p/a/v
When the sysop's server was so messed up it had hackers, phone phreaks, anarchists, and viruses. Like it was a war zone for geeks.
'That server was h/p/a/v. I got banned and a virus.'
'He said it was h/p/a/v. I said it was a nightmare.'
'The server was h/p/a/v. I got phreaked and a curse.'