H.I.V. Stick
A person who's been doing the horizontal boogie with so many people, they might as well have a certificate from the h. i. v. club.
My brother is a H. I. V. Stick. He had sex with his best friend's girlfriend and then his mom's boyfriend.
My friend's a H. I. V. Stick. He dated 7 girls in one month and still had time to play video games.
My sister called my dad a H. I. V. Stick because he had sex with 3 women in one day and still had energy for breakfast.